Published on July 5, 2024

Brainrot - Tobey

Tobey

Brainrot

[Intro: BabyTron] Fizzle, pop, fizzle Dude, huh

[Chorus: BabyTron] Tobey Maguire got nipped by a critter, but me, it was a goblin If you crave the cosmos, hope you ditch your headgear the moment you hit Venus and splutter Even in slumber, be super duper alert White Cartiers, all I'm spotting is the bomb My town's Leia and I'm Obi-Wan, got a quest to toss, I just might be the vibe

[Verse 1: BabyTron] No español, I'm adverse to the red stuff and legally can't see, all I'm spotting is "advance" D to the A, there and back, if we cruise with the Dracula, can't puff from the T to the O Higher than a kite, you can cling to what you owe Granny told me, "Kid, you get what you grow" Do the max, we're even-stevens the ledger Said he's on the lam, glued his soles to the floor Up in my Tesla, I'm cruising to 'Ishers, I stopped at Valero, think I should quit the fumes Life's a gamble and I'm playing slots, yank it down, shut my peepers and I pray I win trinkets All Wock', no fizz, how we cruise, you can come and take a baby sip, still taste that it's potent One of one, kicking 'round the stars, double R, about to race, yeah, the Wraith like a spaceship, it's hovering All this swag, think I'm under the sea Chop your own paw off with that weak trinket Roll with the Iron Titan, make 'em nosh metal Spot unc' smash a boulder down to three pebbles Bam-bam, down three, hit the grand slam Four pockets full, fully switched, go wham-wham Pants pinch, yank 'em down, I'm counting 'til my mitts cramp Scribed "DSM" on the shore, now the sand's branded

[Interlude: BabyTron & Big Sean] Dude Ayy, ayy

[Verse 2: Big Sean] They wanna drain me and make me act like they miss me, but fizzle, I do it solo (Woah) She wanna pet me and scrub me and jet back to hubby, he probably could sniff my scent (Damn) I was deep in the Murciélago, I show 'em no pity, I really was eyeing the throne (For real) Cats ain't dialing me down, when my baby's dozing only time that I'm tuning my tone, look (Shh) We don't want snacks with a grudge on our back If he Obi-Wan, then I gotta be Yoda Don't need no promoter, we roll up, they know us I'm the Ayatollah snatching your joy stick I don't give a hoot about you when I'm zoned Forget all the potions you gulp, I'm taking over I paid attention, no bribery needed Can't take away from me, you just need to duck (Frr) I can paint a scene like I made the sketch Trash your whole vibe, I'm with Cole Bennett I don't know what the heck they fibbed cats I put all of my heart and my soul in it I met you in person, you so different I can't listen to you for a full tick Drew a blood test, ain't no phony in it Guard your goshdarn mouth 'fore I go in it They go, "No, he didn't," got 'em more hooked If it's one thing I craft, I make no exemptions I got new haunts, I got no signal I got love and hate zooming from both sides Babe, I hail from the D where they BMFing Where they moving them keys like a tune progression Babe, I'm omnipresent, I got no reflection Made a killing off bars, I need no correction (No) Grinding it out, gotta stay patient While you outside, we on staycation Locked the duck in, ain't no playing, for real, 'less you playmaking I take the risks you despise taking' What the heck, dog, I'ma go Wes Craven I'm at the vault, forget a safe haven They mess with my name and I can't stomach it (Lil' babe) [Chorus: BabyTron & Eminem] Tobey Maguire got nipped by a critter, but me, it was a goblin If you crave the cosmos, hope you ditch your headgear the moment you hit Venus and splutter Even in slumber, be super duper alert White Cartiers, all I'm spotting is the bomb (Yeah) My town's Leia and I'm Obi-Wan, got a quest to toss, I just might be the vibe

[Verse 3: Eminem] Tobey Maguire got nipped by a critter, me? Must've got bit by a goblin (Yeah) I used to dream as a sprog I would rise (Baa) to be one, I hope that I spark hope (For what?) For you to fetch what you crave the most (Yeah) Spit flames, cat, I was just soaring steerage (Yeah) Y'all thought you were ill, you were off the mark (Nope) I'm the bomb and you'll never have this high a blast (Nope, yeah) Now my 'states in the construct and girl, I've snoozed on more floors than the Empire State ('Pire State) Building I got heaps of tales, but I can't stand ceilings (Haha) Ain't vibing with your top five fave rappers (Woo) So I know they 'bout to be steamed at me (Why?) But this, to me, is an enigma How rappers I've already cut could be (What?) Higher up on a list than me (Ha) Yet, here I sit on your list though at five (Hm) Which still is cool But just know inside, to me, that stuff's comical, so when I (Haha) Get dissed though and by a trailblazer Who was one of the causes why I am here They say I should just let that stuff roll off and glide (Why?) "Melle Mel shouldn't get any retort" (Why?) "That man is a fable," babe, so am I (Haha, yeah) And anyone else who thinks it'd be slick and a cinch To outpace me and tries can treat me just like venom (What?) They can gobble me and croak (Hehe) Middle finger hoisted, but I never ceded When have I ever stepped back? (Never) You never witnessed Every scheme that I ever schemed, I outdid Cement my legacy, I definitely did stir, I always fed on, I need it Treat it like a truck, hit it head-on, I meet it (Krrk) I get on a beat and it's like that "Eye of the Tiger" jam is playing on my head on loop I been knocked down so many times, can't tally (Ugh) Sometimes, stuff just don't pan out That's just the way that the deck's dealt John Manziel, odd man out (What?) But heavyweight, word to Scott Van Pelt I can't help but feel like a victim of child mistreatment 'Cause I am 'bout to get that goshdarn belt (That strap, man) Way beyond bonkers, Shady vamoosed, but hey, maybe I am the goblin That bit Sean and BabyTron, and that's why they be on the stuff they be on 'cause

Original

[Intro: BabyTron] Shit, fuck, shit Boy, huh

[Chorus: BabyTron] Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke Even while sleepin', be thinkin' so woke White Cartiers, all I'm seein' is dope My city Leia and I'm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke Even while sleepin', be thinkin' so woke White Cartiers, all I'm seein' is dope My city Leia and I'm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope

[Verse 1: BabyTron] No español, I'm allergic to rojo and legally blind, all I'm seein' is "go" D to the A, there and back, if we ride with the Drac', can't smoke from the T to the O Upped than a bitch, you can keep what you owe Granny told me, "Boy, you reap what you sow" Do the most, we over-even the score Said he on the run, glued his feet to the floor Up in my Tesla, I'm rollin' up 'Ishers, I stopped at Valero, think I should quit smokin' Life is a gamble and I'm playin' slots, pull it down, close my eyes and I pray I win tokens All Wock', no pop, how we drive, you can come and take a baby sip, still taste that it's potent One of one, sittin' 'round the stars, double R, finna race, yeah, the Wraith like a spaceship, it's floatin' All this drip, think I am below sea level Cut your own wrist off with that weak bezel Ride around with the Iron Giant, make 'em eat metal Watch unc' break a rock down to three pebbles Bam-bam, down three, hit the grand slam Four pockets full, fully switched, go wham-wham Pants cramp, pull it down, I'm countin' 'til my hands cramp Wrote "DSM" on the beach, now the sand stamped

[Interlude: BabyTron & Big Sean] Boy Ayy, ayy

[Verse 2: Big Sean] They wanna bleed me and lead me to act like they need me, but fuck it, I do it alone (Woah) She wanna touch me and rub me and go back to hubby, he probably could smell my cologne (Damn) I was immersed in the Murcié, I show 'em no mercy, I really was watchin' the throne (For real) Niggas ain't turnin' me down, when my baby asleep only time that I'm watchin' my tone, look (Shh) We don't want chips with a chip on our shoulder If he Obi-Wan, then I gotta be Yoda Don't need no promoter, we pull up, they know us I'm the Ayatollah snatching your controller I don't give a fuck about you when I'm focused Fuck all the drugs you take, I'm takin' over I paid attention, don't need no payola Can't take 'way from me, you just need to take cover (Frr) I can paint a picture like I made the stencil Fuck your whole image, I'm with Cole Bennett I don't know what the fuck they done told niggas I put all of my heart and my soul in it I met you in person, you so different I can't listen to you for a whole minute Took a blood test, ain't no ho in it Watch your motherfuckin' mouth 'fore I go in it They like, "No, he didn't," got 'em more invested If it's one thing I make, I make no exceptions I got new addresses, I got no reception I got love and hate comin' from both directions Bitch, I come from the D where they BMFing Where they movin' them keys like a chord progression Bitch, I'm omnipresent, I got no reflection Made a livin' off bars, I need no correction (No) Grindin' shit out, gotta stay patient While you outside, we on staycation Locked the fuck in, ain't no playin', for real, 'less you playmakin' I take the chances you hate takin' Fuck it, dog, I'ma go Wes Craven I'm at the safe, fuck a safe haven They play with my name and I can't take it (Lil' bitch) [Chorus: BabyTron & Eminem] Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke Even while sleepin', be thinkin' so woke White Cartiers, all I'm seein' is dope (Yeah) My city Leia and I'm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope

[Verse 3: Eminem] Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, me? Must've got bit by a goat (Yeah) I used to dream as a kid I would grow (Baa) to be one, I hope that I inspire hope (For what?) For you to go get what you desire most (Yeah) Spit fire, bitch, I was just flyin' coach (Yeah) Y'all thought you were sick, you were misdiagnosed (Nope) I'm dope and you'll never have this high a dose (Nope, yeah) Now my 'states in the buildin' and bitch, I done slept on more floors than the Empire State ('Pire State) Building I got so many stories, but I hate ceilings (Haha) Ain't feelin' your top five favorite rappers (Woo) So I know they 'bout to be pissed at me (Why?) But this, to me, is a mystery How rappers I've already ripped could be (What?) Higher up on a list than me (Ha) Yet, here I sit on your list though at five (Hm) Which still is fine But just know inside, to me, that shit's hilarious, so when I (Haha) Get dissed though and by a pioneer Who was one of the reasons why I am here They tell me I should just let that shit go and slide (Why?) "Melle Mel shouldn't get no reply" (Why?) "That man is a legend," bitch, so am I (Haha, yeah) And anyone else who thinks it'd be wise and easy as pie To beat me and tries can treat me just like poison (What?) They can eat me and die (Hehe) Middle finger stuck up, but I never conceded When have I ever retreated? (Never) You never seen it Every dream that I ever dreamt, I exceeded Cement my legacy, I definitely did controversy, I always fed on, I need it Treat it like a truck, hit it head-on, I meet it (Krrk) I get on a beat and it's like that "Eye of the Tiger" song is playin' on my head on repeat I been knocked down so many times, can't count (Ugh) Sometimes, shit does not pan out That's just the way that the card hand's dealt John Manziel, odd man out (What?) But heavyweight, word to Scott Van Pelt I can't help but feel like a victim of child abuse 'Cause I am 'bout to get that goddamn belt (That strap, man) Way beyond crazy, Shady gone, but hey, maybe I am the goat That bit Sean and BabyTron, and that's why they be on the shit they be on 'cause [Chorus: BabyTron] Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to Venus and choke Even while sleepin', be thinkin' so woke White Cartiers, all I'm seein' is dope My city Leia and I'm Obi-Wan, got a mission to pass, I just might be the hope

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