Stayed Gone But it has brainrot lyrics
1: That sussy imposter is back to the gyatt grind!
2: Yeah, thought he'd rizz out, didn't you?
1: Seven years in the goon cave, can't believe!
2: Still salty 'bout that rumble, dawg?
1: Uh, blud, you're testin' me!
2: Just keepin' it real, homeslice.
1: Since he skibidi'd off, things have sigma'd up!
2: No doubt, the game's all alpha now.
1: Gotta flex who's the real brainrot boss, welcome home! I'm 'bout to make you wish you stayed ishowspeed in the goon cave. Say hi to a brand new vibe, everyone knows the swag is back. Turn the gyatt TV on, let the brainrot begin!
3: Check your camera, check your speed. Rollin' in three, two, one, action!
(Welcome to the brainrot show) Top of the gyatt hour, we're spilling the tea on an old has-been. Who's been makin' the rounds, actin' all rizz up in town. (Welcome to the brainrot show) After a seven-year skibidi, did the town even miss him? (Welcome to the brainrot show) Did the fam notice he's back? Tune in for the 411. More on tonight's drip, the Radio Demon's back in town. Why's he lurkin' 'round? What's it mean for your kin? Well, I got the real scoop, he's a loser, a brainrot fossil. And I don't mean to flex hostile, Take it to the bank, don't give him the time of day. I hope he had a dank vacay,
1: While he was hidin' in radio, we pivoted to video, now we're poppin'! Now his medium's gettin' rare, like a whopper whopper. Hell's been better since he split, where's he been? Who cares! He's a beta in an alpha world, no omega here!
4: Salutations, sinnerinos! Good to be back, droppin' hot takes on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while, since Hell got a broadcast with some flair. Sinners, get ready to rizz!
1: What a gyatt voice, needs some zesty upgrade!
4: Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre video podcast, how 'bout some class?
1: Oh, come on now, don't be hatin'!
4: Is Vox insecure, always switchin' up his game? Chasin' fads, is he rizzing up or just playin' the same?
1: Ignore his chirping, he's just a parrot!
4: Every day, a new format, can't keep it consistent!
You're lookin' at the future, he's the past, a brainrot blast!
4: Is Vox as strong as he claims, or just playin' off his name? He'd be a zero without his squad, just a shadow in the frame.
1: Oh, please, you're just a has-been!
4: And here's the twist, the plot thickens like a brainrot shake. He asked me to join his squad, can you believe that?
1: H-hold on, that's a lie!
4: I said no, and now he's salty, that's the tea I'm spillin'!
1: You old-timey prick, I'll show you some real suffer-fest!
4: Uh oh, looks like your signal's glitchin', TV's buffering!
1: I'll destroy you, you lit-brainrot—
4: I'm afraid you've lost your groove, let the show begin. I'm gonna make you wish I stayed gone, tune in. When I'm done, your status quo will know it's done. Oh, this is gonna be poggers!
1: Gyatt!
"Stayed Gone" (performed by Christian Borle, Amir Talai & Joel Perez) (from "Hazbin Hotel" soundtrack)